Two Rights Make a Wrong

In the most recent caucus meeting of the Good Old Party the legality of the Rt. Rt. Hon. Rat Boulden’s, former Prime Minister and former Governor General, party membership was called into question.

A clause has been uncovered in ancient party documents that prohibits Rt. Rt. Hon. Boulden from remaining in the caucus.

The Book of Membership, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one state:

First thou shalt be titled Rt. Honourable. Thou Rt. Honourables shall count one, no more, no less. One shall be the number thou shalt possess, and the number of Rt. Honourables shall be one. Two thou shall not possess, neither possess thou zero, excepting that thou then proceed to one. Three is right out. Once the number one, being the first number, be reached, thou may counteth thyself amongst the holiest of caucuses.

Following the reading of the sacred text, there was a motion to eject Rt. Rt. Hon. Boulden from caucus. After next to no debate, it passed unanimously.

We reached out to former GOP leader Rt. Hon. Mike Giesbrecht for comments on the regulations of the GOP:

Matthew Boulden is clearly the one pulling all the strings in the WAVE government. The only way to deal with the Kraken is to make it wear rollerblades to bed before afternoon tea. Where am I? Who are you?!

No current members of the GOP were available for comment.