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Last night, after a long election cycle, the people of Canada watched eagerly as election results for the 2020 government came in.


Through the night FAM and Rat kept neck and neck for the seat lead, while Cyborg and Plastics scrapped it out for third party. When all was said and done, the seat count stood as follows:


After seeing the election results, Plastics realized that without daddy's credit card, how would they afford their shopping sprees? At the same time the CCC began to understand that even though mom keeps infecting the computer with viruses from click-bait articles, she's trying her best and just needs someone to help her.


The three parties decided to come together as a family, and support the Hon. Trevor Stewart's FAM party in forming government, edging out Rat, who will form Her Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition, by 2 seats.


Canada now eagerly await announcements from FAM regarding what policy changes will be made to maintain the support of their rebellious teens.


 
 
 

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